for trying to unearth her identity, and in this moment, as everyone turns on Serena, Gossip Girl
has once again won, by outsourcing the blame for her actions onto the teens who consent and
participate in the project.
When Dan tries to defend Serena, Blair jumps in, declaring that Dan’s label was the “only
one that was true” stating, “You’re friends with Nate Archibald, you played on the soccer team,
you got into Yale, you got the lead role in the school play, you got published in The New Yorker,
you had sex with a teacher.” Nelly jumps in to declare that he dated “the most popular girl in
school and ignored the rest of us,” getting to the crux of Dan’s project- to make himself out to be
an “insider,” so he could gain access to Serena’s world. Blair declares that Dan “pretends to not
be like us, but you are, to the bone,” and she is more right than she knows, because unbeknownst
to anyone, Dan is Gossip Girl (and is fine with allowing anyone else to take the fall for it if it
protects him). As for the others, when confronting Chuck, Blair asks him if Gossip Girl was right
about him being a coward because he can’t tell her he loves her, using GG’s dig as a way to
attempt to get closer to him. She says if Chuck admits that he loves her, “all the gossip, and the
lies, and the hurt, will have been for something,” but of course, they have been the something
that keeps us watching the show and coming back for more.
At the end of the episode, Serena attempts to trick Gossip Girl into coming to meet her at
the Oakroom bar at the Plaza hotel only to have Dan, and half the graduating class show up. Dan
admits that Gossip Girl might be right about him, but “she’s wrong about you,” suggesting that
he did orchestrate the entire graduation debacle to get closer, and not farther apart like he
pretends at the beginning of the episode, to her (he says, “I might have spent my entire life on the
outside, if you hadn’t let me in”). For maybe the tenth time, the familiar cell phone alert sounds
and everyone whips out their Blackberries and Nokias, which read, “You wanted to meet Gossip